HUNG WANKENSTEIN - Two, count 'em, TWO bad puns in one title ! I want this job !ģ) STUPID - poorly chosen titles for various reasons :ģ1. HOOTERS AND THE BLOWJOBS - Sometimes the music in porn movies is kind of interesting. RIMMERAMA - It does kind of roll off the tongue, though.Ģ9. FILTHY FUCKERS #184 - POKE 'ER MON - Who exactly is your target audience ?Ģ8. PRIME CUTS - ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST - You went to college for this ?Ģ7. TOOKIE RAIDER - Tookie ? Tookie ? You're just making up words now.Ģ6. MOULIN SPLOOGE - You saw this one coming. TIG OL' BITTIES - Spoonerisms can be fun. MUSIC TO FUCK TO - ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A LABIA - I would watch this if they actually got Lionel Richie to sing the new lyrics with a close-up shot of him crying.ġ8. TEA BAGGER VANCE - Did anybody see the original movie ? Yeah, whatever.ġ6. BACKDOOR ADVENTURES OF BUTTHEAD AND BEAVER - Too obvious.ġ5. GOOD ASSTERNOON - I want to see a porno with really amazing dialogue. BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA - Kurt Russell should be so lucky. HOMEGROWN VIDEO #489 : FUCK THE CANUCK - Trouble rhyming "bitch" today ?ġ1. ASS-HOLE O MIO - You've got to be kidding.ġ0. ULTRA KINKY #79 - BOWLIN' IN HER COLON - Bowling balls and colons, such a pretty image.ĩ. DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ? - Bad movie, probably a bad porno based on a bad movie.Ĩ. SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS #22 - STINKY WHITE WOMEN - Why would you want to have sex with somebody who is stinky ? You are a puzzle, sir.Ģ) GROAN - bad puns, horrible plays on words, stupid Hollywood movie name adaptations :ħ. What can I say, it just has a certain poetry to it.Ħ. AMATEURS ONLY #129 - I'M A BROWN SHIT-HOLED WHORE - Some people like poo, so maybe I shouldn't have included this one. PRIME CUTS - YO QUIERO TACO SMELL - I know when I get down there, I want to smell refried beans !ĥ. CRACK WHORES OF AMERICA - Because nothing turns a guy on more than needle tracks and missing teeth. LET'S PLAY STAIN THE COUCH - And then invite all our friends over and watch them try to guess what that smell is !ģ. "Virginia Slims" becomes "Vagina Slimes" ? That's disgusting ! You get the idea.Ģ. THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES - The title that started me on this list. 1) GROSS - these are disgusting titles that should turn you off completely :ġ.
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